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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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theprospitprincess:

So for example, my name is KK Benjamin. My land would be “Land of Rubies and Rage”. What’s yours? 

Land of Lies and Disaster

8I; *sobs*

The Land of Willows and Spirits for me.

… that really sounds nice actually omg

land of whispers and rust.

wow.

The land of secrets and rage

The Land of Willows and Vines~

sounds pretty fucking magical if you imagine it on a breezy day with all the vines and willow trees swaying 

I got the land of Lies and Rainbows. T.T Does that mean even the rainbows are lies, or only the rainbows are not lies?

Uh, land of Doors and Life

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