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this comment speaks to my soul
poetry
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl)
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)
I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
(Source: dyslexicdan)
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
:33 < i did both beclaws whatefur idk
welp
reblogging
Kathryn, don’t you friggin Lie, you say “Toom Blurr” and we both know it.
(Source: turkish-delights)
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT
Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.
I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.
Oh my god.
this is my most favorite commercial
holy crap well am lost of words for the ending part.
(Source: lightemup2chainz)
